Dark Ride (8 Films to Die For)

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Go Ahead.  The Dark Ride’s Waiting

Main Cast: Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Patrick Renna

Director: Craig Singer

Each year there are movies produced that are never seen by the public.  Their content is considered too graphic, too disturbing, too shocking for general audiences.  This is one of those films.

College students Cathy (Jamie -Lynn Sigler, The Sopranos), Bill (Patrick Renna, THE SANDLOT), Steve (David Clayton Rogers, Gilmore Girls), Jim (Alex Solowitz, ALPHA DOGS), and Liz (Jennifer Tisdale, THE HOUSE BUNNY) are taking a road trip to New Orleans one weekend when a chance find in a roadside bathroom leads them to a long-closed Dark Ride–an amusement park attraction which consists of a cart being pulled along a track through a funhouse where the riders are treated to various horrible scenes–which is about to be re-opened.  Since they’ll be in New Orleans before the Dark Ride officially opens again, movie buff Bill suggests they save some money on a motel room for the night, break into the DARK RIDE, and sleep there.  Well, that makes all the sense in the world…

Along the way, they pick up hitchhiker Jen (Andrea Bogart, Days of Our Lives), then proceed to the ride.  Upon arriving, Cathy tells the others to have a good time, but she’ll sleep in the van.  The others break in, get high, and get comfy.  Then Jim tells the story of how this particular Dark Ride was closed down.  Ten years earlier, he says, there was a deformed monster living inside the Dark Ride, a killer named Jonah.  And one day Jonah decided to kill and mutilate twins Colleen and Samantha.  Jonah was sent away and the ride was closed (all of which the viewer learns in the opening prologue of the movie).

That’s not the whole story, Bill interjects.  Turns out he was determined to visit this Dark Ride no matter what; those twins were his cousins, and he was never allowed to attend their funeral.  So for Bill, coming here is a form of closure. But two weeks earlier, Jonah escaped from the hospital where he’d been incarcerated and now he’s returned home to play. 

Having gotten the set-up and originality out of the way, the movie’s third act follows the pre-established routine of characters getting picked off one by one as they split up and each try to find their own way out, meanwhile Jonah, who knows every nook and cranny of the place, is always waiting just around the corner, until the surprise reveal at the end.  And a big surprise it is.  Looking back, the reveal was set up perfectly, and played close enough to the chest to make it work and, while in the canon of slasher flicks it shouldn’t come as any surprise, it actually does in this case.

Overall I was very surprised by how much I liked DARK RIDE.

DARK RIDE is a real ensemble piece and the characters are all well-drawn, given distinct personalities, and well-played by the actors.  Patrick Renna as Bill steals the show, but Andrea Bogart’s Jen is a very close second.  Dave Warden as Jonah gives even Kane Hodder’s Jason Voorhees a run for his money in sheer intimidation.  He’s not the biggest guy in the world, but he conveys so much with a simple head tilt or posture that he’s not someone I’d want stalking me in the middle of the night, that’s for sure.

DARK RIDE was written by Craig Singer and Robert Dean Klein (the two worked together on 2003’s A GOOD NIGHT TO DIE) with Singer directing.  While it was shot in LA but set in NJ, from what little you see of the location you’d never know the difference.  The real star is the Dark Ride, which isn’t real at all.  The Dark Ride set is the interior of some of the Universal sets, the parts no one ever sees.  The movie is shot in such a way that you’d never guess that’s what it was, and Singer and company really worked well with the resources available to them, especially with a shooting schedule of less than 4 weeks and a budget of just barely over a million dollars.  DARK RIDE may be a small movie, but it looks much bigger, and is loads more satisfying than some of the bigger budget horrors I’ve seen with wider releases and bigger stars.

Everything about the look of DARK RIDE-the quality of the film, the lighting, the production design-is top notch and adds to the bigger-budget feel.  Much of the story in the third act is told almost entirely through editing, as there is little dialogue during the chase scenes, but we’ve got a lot of characters to keep track of.  Much of what makes the story work so well is a result of what we don’t see, and the way in which we don’t see it, for instance Bill’s discovery of a Dark Ride leaflet in a gas station bathroom.  Even something as simple as this comes into play later in the movie and gives the story a more complete feel. 

Once the full plot is revealed, nothing about it seems rigged, it doesn’t feel as if every step the characters took was pre-arranged and one part of the plan hinged entirely on everyone being where they were supposed to be at the proper time.  This isn’t a Friday the 13th movie where, for Jason to be successful, everyone’s got to split up at just the right moment and retreat to just the right kill zone.  Even though the plot of DARK RIDE is well-structured, enough is left open that it still feels very fluid, which I appreciate.

I also appreciate the special effects.  Almost no CGI was used in the making of DARK RIDE, instead returning me to my original horror loving roots of good old-fashioned makeup and physical effects.

Of all the first series After Dark Horrorfest movies, I think DARK RIDE was the biggest surprise, for me, because I’d gone in expecting to hate it.  But in the end, I think it really works well, not just as another slasher movie, but as a good exercise in storytelling.  DARK RIDE is proof that you don’t need huge stars and ten million dollars worth of effects to make a good movie.  Sometimes talent and dedication to the craft work just as well.

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