House of the Dead 2

Rating:

Video Game Action, Part 2

Main Cast: Emmanuelle Vaugier, Ed Quinn, Sticky Fingaz, Victoria Pratt

Director: Michael Hurst

This is second of 3 cheesy horror movies I watched one after the other. After wading through the first movie, I thought I’d give the second a try. Yes, I am a glutton for punishment. I’m not exactly sure why I like horrible horror movies so much. Maybe because I treat them as comedies… it helps me get through them. Get through the bad acting, the cliche plot, the completely obvious situations and laughably paper-thin characters… of course a lot of fake blood is tossed around, and some very nice looking young female actors get the chance to bare their skin. So it can’t be that terrible, right?

Well… wrong. Only because I enjoy schlock I can wince through this. Please, someone with more expectations than I, do not see either of these two. There are many more things you can do with your time, and beautiful women can be seen elsewhere. Or at least found on the ‘Net. As for the blood, guts, zombies being blown up, and all… well, get the video game.

The plot? Uh- zombies run amok from a college campus. A super-secret army unit is called in to destroy the zombies and find… oh, never mind. I’m laughing now just trying to type this. Just trust me, all that is an excuse just to string together a bunch of scenes where zombies get blown away, after gnawing on screaming toss-away characters.

Get the game. Or get a better video game. I review this stuff just so you don’t have to see it.

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